Chad Freedom you can kiss my fuckin ass twice

Chad your name sucks.

"Chad." Oh, like what, like you get hoes and stack paper to the ceiling?

You broke ass virgin.

I'M SO SICK OF EVERYBODY ACTIN LIKE THEY GETTIN LAID WHEN THEY AINT GETTIN LAID

AND I'M SICK OF AMERICANS TALKIN LIKE WE ARE A FREE PEOPLE

CHANGE YOUR NAME TO CHUCK FLOCK CAMERA YOU ROTTEN BASTARD

*gasp*

...I'm fine.

Truly.

I'm not struggling with my identity as an American at all.

I'm totally fine and my country is totally fine.

...

...

...

MY COUNTRY IS NOT FINE!!! MY COUNTRY SUCKS RIGHT NOW!!! AND YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO REMIND ME OF THAT FACT???? IS THERE NO LOW YOU WON'T SINK TOO, CHUCK!??!? IS THERE!?!

I'm exhausted, Chuck. I'm just a regular man with strong, libertarian leanings and I think taxes is theft and that public roads are atrocious. I orta have the god damn freedom to build a road and charge everybody five bucks and a porno mag to drive on it.

"Freedom," amirite?

Might as well call this fuckin country China the way I'm not allowed to spread my wings and fly here.

Sometimes I'm envious of, Icarus, Chuck.

To be able fly so close to the sun that it melts your wings, and against your fathers wishes you fall from the heavens and on your way down, the very last thing you see, is the disappointed look on your father's face, one last time.

...AND AMERICA TOOK THAT FROM ME!!!

So guess what, asshole?

Come ReV 93, I'm DONE paying taxes.

I'm gonna stop getting taxed...

AND START TAXING THAT ASS.

ITS GONNA PAY FOR THE GOD DAMN FLOCK CAMERAS

THAT GOT ME TOO GOD DAMN ASCARED

TO SMOKE A BLUNT IN MY CAR NO MORE.