Try that in a small town...

You know what pisses me the fuck off

Is that you got the god damn audacity

The god damn GUMPTION...

To list yourself as from "Small Town, USA."

Fuck you dude.

Fuck you.

You ever fuckin... stick a Frisbee up your ass and run around telling people, "look at me, look at me, I got a Frisbee in my ass?"

Try that in a small town.

It's not gonna work out.

Because people in small towns fucking hate Frisbee. They don't FUCK with Frisbee. A good boomerang, maybe. But not a fucking Frisbee.

And you'd know that if you weren't such a fuckin poser.

I cant stand a poser and I cant stand a carpetbagger and as far as I'm concerned thats exactly what the fuck you are Marty you sorry sonofabitch.

This ain't god damn, Northwest Arkansas Fuckin Go Fuck Yourself Wrestling. This is PRIME. This here is BIG CITY WRESTLING.

NOT RASSLIN.

NOT RASSLIN.

WRESTLING.

Try that in a small town.

It won't work out.

Because in SMALL TOWN WRESTLING ASSOCIATION, THE GOD DAMN CHAMPION IS MANAGED BY HIS GOD DAMN COUSIN-WIFE SHIRLENA.

You truly are a sick fuck. Exploiting these small town folk that wouldn't tolerate your city-slickin ass if you weren't walking around saying, "naw, naw, I'm just like you, i fuck on all my cousins too."

Prove it, Marty.

Prove you are from a small town by fucking on your cousins.

You probably don't even have cousins you big city fuckhead.