Live With Satan 7/12/2026: Accept No Imitations

“Welcome my little devils! And you are LIVE! WITH! SATAN!”

Satan is staring angrily at the camera. Why? I’m sure if we’re patient he’ll…

“Daytona Fucking Diamonds.”

Oh okay.

“This guy wins the Universal Title? Fine. Every member of the Whoresmen hurts me over a month period? Whatever. But now he’s making a tv show that will air on PRIME? Now it’s personal.”

Satan tries to look nonchalant and fails.

“Look. I’m not saying that there’s only room for one reality television show on PRIME. But what I am saying? I am saying it’s time for a giveaway. So if any of my little devils sends me a screenshot of their following list to prove that you follow me and you don’t follow Daytona? You’ll be in a drawing for a Satan Jones gift bag containing an autographed photo, a three months supply of Devil’s in the De-Toes foot wash, and a 37 point instruction of how to fashion your hair like mine. Just remember, you have to be following me and NOT Daytona to enter.”

Satan rubs his hands over his horns.

”Okay, I’ve got to go back to getting ready for my title match. But remember: Live with Satan. Death for Daytona.”