Steve Lemieux, Put an Impossible Burger on your Shitty Fucking Menu or Face the Motherfuckin Consequences.

Hi.

I'm consequences.

Nice to meet you you cow-killing son of a bitch.

How does it feel to offend everyone who practices Hinduism at the same time?

Does that make you feel good about yourself?

Does it make you feel GOOD about YOURSELF to SUPPORT THE FACTORY FARM INDUSTRY IN AMERICA, STEVEN???

Well how bout this, then?

Come ReVival 86, I'm turning the whole fucking match into a factory farm.

I'm gonna trap you in a fucking box that barely gives you any standing room and feed you grains that aren't part of your natural diet, to fatten you up real nicely.

And then? Then im gonna slaughter you.

And cook you.

And eat you.

I'm going to grind up your booty meat and make it into a patty, cook it low and slow, and stick you between some buns, and eat you.

Motherfucker I'm not kidding.

And the factory farm conditions I create in the ring?

Thats for flavor.

I want to taste the anxiety and fear in my meat. I want to know that the animal -- in this case, you, lived a very stressed and fucked up prison lifestyle. The cortisol spikes will marble your ass meat nicely.

Marbled ass meat.

That's you.

That's all you are.

You BETTER put some vegan options on your menu, Steven.

And you BETTER start ETHICALLY SOURCING YOUR MEATS

or me and all my riders (Ever heard of PETA, you fuckin dickface? Yeah, I'm a card carrying member), are gonna make you pay.

And by the way by pay I mean make some Steven Lemieux Booty Burgers.

Don't put you or me in that position, Steven.

It doesn't have to be that way.

You have until ReVival 86 to update your menu.

I look forward to the press release.