Messages Pt. 4

MOM

You did great! Tell Dougie I'll add that nasty Alexi to my list, right behind that snake Cancer Jiles!

Thanks mom. :)

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PAPA ELLIS

Great job! Way to stick it to Ivan's Red Army!

I hope tying Kenny into a pretzel gives Ivan and Alexi some pause next time they want to corner me backstage.

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TAL

fuck the Red Army. you're the man, Dabs. hmu if you need backup, ever.

Thanks Tom. Appreciate you, bud.

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AMAZING GRAMPS

A TILE MATCH! Hot dog, kiddo! What kinda title is it again?

Kind of a pick your own gimmick sort of deal.

I choose the name and the stips and after three defenses I can level up to a shot at one of the other two mid-tier titles.

Oh, son... do I have some ideas for that title gimmick, by God!

LOL yeah so does Dougie.

I'm absolutely NOT doing a "Nathan's Famous Hotdog Eating" championship.

I know Doug wants to meet Joey Chestnut but it's neither the time nor the place.

Your brother really is one of a kind, aint he?

Wouldn't have it any other way.

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DOUGIE

WTF are you

There was a line, I've got your chips, calm down.

Man I'm so excited for the next show. TITLE MATCH, SON

ms. emotionally unstable rainbow brite has no idea whats comin her way

LIL TRIP AROUND THE OL LAZY SUSAN AMIRIGHT

Dabs?

Sorry, yeah, for sure.

Haven't faced someone that isn't... well, an asshole

You have to find your game face and stomp this skitzo and not look back

Don't be needlessly mean, Dougie. RIA is a nice person... but you're not wrong.

Cool. brt

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LT