Messages Pt. 2

MOM

Sooo- first off he’s fine

 

What? What happened?

Dougie sort of got kicked in the head by Cancer

DOUGIE HAS CANCER?!

What? NO! Good lord, no the guy who kicked him, his name is Cancer

Again, he’s fine- once he came around he was honestly sort of psyched about it

“DUDE I TOOK A SUPERKICK!”  we high fived in the trainers room

WHO KICKED MY BABY! WHO!

Cancer Jiles- friend of my opponent from this last week

They didn’t exactly play fair

Earned my first ‘L’

Ha! Gale Doubleday about to start crackin eGG’s

What?

Lol nothing mom, I’ll have Dougie call you

All Cancer and his buddies did was draw a big target on their backs, trust me

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AMAZING GRAMPS

DON’T LET EM GET YA DOWN KID!!

I’m not, gramps

Like you always say, the fans have eyes

EXACTLY! The fans' opinion is the only opinion that matters, by God!

AND HEY DOUGIE TOOK THAT KICK LIKE A CHAMP THOUGH DIDN’T HE?!

He’s excited but I’m honestly pretty hot about it

Dougie’s a tough guy but he’s not a wrestler

Knowin’ how promoters work? That little shot didn’t go unnoticed, trust me.

You think?

Absolutely.

Besides, you got that schmuck in that cockamamie War Games mess.

Darn right I do.

CHIN UP! CHEST OUT! GO GET EM MR FAIR PLAY  

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DOUGIE

Hey, I’m headed back to the room with the ibuprofen

The good stuff with tylenol in it

 

I know tonight sucked dude but, again, THAT WAS SORT OF AWESOME

I mean- getting kicked sucked so much but- like

I TOOK THAT SHIT YO

Former Universal Champ

POP

Dougie Dubs still standin, SON

well, after about half an hour you were, sure

Don’t hate, man.

I’m glad you’re ok

Yeah yeah, fuck off. I got enough of that from mom and dad- HEY!

We on the CHAMPS team now, eh

Pretty dope. Still don’t know if TAL’s ok though

He's a tough hombre. Don’t sweat it. 

If DA CHAMP and angry papa Youngblood don’t get this teams ass in gear, I fn will

Somehow i don’t doubt that one bit, bud

Please hurry with that ibuprofen, por vafor

lol omw

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