A ROYAL DECREE REGARDING YEEHAW JONES, OOPS, I MEAN DAYTONA DIAMONDS

LT here and yes, I have jokes today.

Now that the boys have been popped, let’s get down to business.

As I said last night on ReVival, the Universal Champ needs to know who his opponent at Ascension will be. We’ve got tickets to sell, after all.

There are many factors I take into consideration when determining title contenders, one of which is remembering who the champion is. The Whoresmen and Vae Victis have been in each other’s business for nearly two years, including the horseshit ending to Daytona’s last title defense.

All the while, a young man from the small fishing village of Miami has been on such a tear, people forget it wasn’t that long ago he was merely a vvingman.

Beating a former Universal Champion doesn’t hurt either.

At Ascension, Scott Hunter will take the biggest step of his professional career. It’ll be him against Daytona for the Universal Title.

And, it’ll be No DQ.

Let’s see if Huntermania will run wild again.